bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You made out with two different species that night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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