I accidentally had phone sex last night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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