Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
