Sponge bath it is.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You've changed since you got that strap on
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize