no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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