that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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