I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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