that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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