I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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