she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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