its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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