I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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