since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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