Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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