Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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