It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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