We're like a lot better than the average bears
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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