So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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