its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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