fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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