just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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