Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
