I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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