i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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