Me. At least after what I've been through.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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