just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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