I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
How naked do you want me to be?
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