There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm gonna fight the coyote
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
