I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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