I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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