He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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