btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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