remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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