This is not my ceiling
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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