So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just high enough for therapy.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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