I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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