we're blogging at a bar
please come you make the beer taste better
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Randomize