he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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