He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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