my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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