she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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