you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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