Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i think i have two assholes
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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