There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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