Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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