do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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