he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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