yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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