I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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