I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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