Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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