I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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