we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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