the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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